SQL Server 2014 Updates: SP2 CU5, SP1 CU12

Hey! You, in the plaid jacket. You’re stuck in the past. Granted, it’s a beautiful past – I really like your Ferrari Boxer – but Microsoft released some patches to bring you back to the fut – wait, I mean, into the current.

Check out this amazing array of fixes:

• SQL Server crashes when you execute DBCC CLONEDATABASE
• AG DMVs say they’re not healthy when they’re actually fine
• AG primary stats updates make the secondary replica stats wrong
• AFTER DELETE triggers run in the wrong order
• When sp_replcmds is canceled, you get a bunch of access violation dump file

How much would you pay for fixes like that? $500? $1,000? WAIT DON’T ANSWER. What about:

• A memory leak in SQLWEP
• Analysis Services gives you stale data

Sound awesome? Go check out SP2 CU5 and SP1 CU12, and while you’re at it, play some Reversi.